The Smooth Hipster Thong Hot Chocolate

£14.00 GBP £20.00

Colour: Hot Chocolate

COLOUR: Hot Chocolate

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Description

Minimal seams. Maximum softness. Our smooth hipster styles are designed for comfort and invisibility under clothes, with clean bonded edges and breathable cotton gussets. The brief offers a flattering Brazilian cut, while the thong is ideal for no-show wear.

Why We Love This
– Soft touch: microfibre comfort with breathable cotton gusset
– Invisible: bonded edges keep everything smooth
– Everyday-ready: simple, flattering, endlessly wearable
– Cotton gusset: Underwear that looks after you

Composition & Care

Body: 84% Nylon, 16% Elastane
Gusset lining: 100% Cotton
Hand wash recommended or machine wash cold (30°C) on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry, iron, or dry clean.

Shipping & Returns

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FAQs

What is the Smooth Hipster Thong?

The Smooth Hipster Thong is a no-VPL thong cut with a hipster-style wider waistband. The smooth microfibre construction lies flat without texture, providing an invisible finish under fitted clothing. The hipster cut sits at the hip rather than the natural waist.

What is the difference between a hipster thong and a regular thong?

A hipster thong has a wider, lower-sitting waistband that sits at the hip rather than the natural waist. The hipster cut gives more side coverage than a standard low-rise thong while still maintaining the no-VPL thong back.

What colour is Hot Chocolate?

Hot Chocolate is a rich, deep brown tone — a more flattering near-invisible option for deeper skin tones than conventional pale nude shades. Also works as a visible layer pairing naturally with brown, camel, and earth tones.

How do I care for the Smooth Hipster Thong?

Machine wash at 30°C on a delicate cycle in a mesh laundry bag. Do not tumble dry or iron. Lay flat or hang to dry.

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Size & Fit

Heist now uses S-XL sizing. Full UK / EU / US conversions below:

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Tights

SML SIZE	UK	EU	WAIST	HIP
XXS	4	32-34	56 - 58	78 - 84
XS	6-8	36-38	58 - 64	84 - 89
S	10	40	65 - 71	90 - 97
M	12-14	42-44	72 - 81	98 - 107
L	16-18	46-48	83 - 94	109 - 119
XL	20-22	50-52	96 - 106	119 - 127

SML SIZE	UK	FR	WAIST	HIP
XXS	4	32-34	56 - 58	78 - 84
XS	6-8	36-38	58 - 64	84 - 89
S	10	40	65 - 71	90 - 97
M	12-14	42-44	72 - 81	98 - 107
L	16-18	46-48	83 - 94	109 - 119
XL	20-22	50-52	96 - 106	119 - 127

SML SIZE	UK	AU/NZ	WAIST	HIP
XXS	4	32-34	56 - 58	78 - 84
XS	6-8	36-38	58 - 64	84 - 89
S	10	40	65 - 71	90 - 97
M	12-14	42-44	72 - 81	98 - 107
L	16-18	46-48	83 - 94	109 - 119
XL	20-22	50-52	96 - 106	119 - 127

SML SIZE	UK	US/CA	WAIST	HIP
XXS	4	0	22 - 23	31 - 33
XS	6-8	2-4	23 - 25	33 - 35
S	10	6	26 - 28	36 - 38
M	12-14	8-10	29 - 32	39 - 42
L	16-18	12-14	33 - 37	43 - 47
XL	20-22	16-18	38 - 42	48 - 50

SML SIZE	UK	CH	WAIST	HIP
XXS	4	160-165 /84-86	56 - 58	78 - 84
XS	6-8	165-170 /88-90	58 - 64	84 - 89
S	10	167-172 /92-96	65 - 71	90 - 97
M	12-14	168-173 /98-102	72 - 81	98 - 107
L	16-18	170-176 /106-110	83 - 94	109 - 119
XL	20-22		96 - 106	119 - 127

SML SIZE	UK	RU	WAIST	HIP
XXS	4	38	56 - 58	78 - 84
XS	6-8	38-40	58 - 64	84 - 89
S	10	42-44	65 - 71	90 - 97
M	12-14	46-48	72 - 81	98 - 107
L	16-18	50-52	83 - 94	109 - 119
XL	20-22	54-56	96 - 106	119 - 127

Leggings

SML SIZE	UK	EU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	AU/NZ	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	FR	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	US/CA	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	0-2	29 - 31	22 - 24	33 - 35
S	8-10	4-6	31 - 35	24 - 28	35 - 39
M	12-14	8-10	35 - 39	28 - 32	39 - 43
L	16-18	12-14	39 - 43	32 - 36	43 - 47
XL	20-22	16-18	43 - 47	36 - 40	47 - 51

SML SIZE	UK	CH	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	160-165 /84-86	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	165-170 /88-90	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	167-172 /92-96	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	168-173 /98-102	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	170-176 /106-110	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	RU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	38-40	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	42-44	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	44-46	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	48-50	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	52-54	109-119	91-101	119-129

Tops & Bras

BUST SIZE	CUP SIZE
UK	EU	B	C	D	DD/E
32	70	S	S	S	M
34	75	S	S	M	M
36	80	M	M	M	L
38	85	L	L	L	XL
40	90	XL	XL	XL

BUST SIZE	CUP SIZE
UK	FR	B	C	D	DD
32	85	S	S	S	M
34	90	S	S	M	M
36	95	M	M	M	L
38	100	L	L	L	XL
40	105	XL	XL	XL

BUST SIZE	CUP SIZE
UK	US/CA	B	C	D	DD/E
32	32	S	S	S	M
34	34	S	S	M	M
36	36	M	M	M	L
38	38	L	L	L	XL
40	40	XL	XL	XL

BUST SIZE	CUP SIZE
UK	AUS/NZ	B	C	D	E
32	10	S	S	S	M
34	12	S	S	M	M
36	14	M	M	M	L
38	16	L	L	L	XL
40	18	XL	XL	XL

BUST SIZE	CUP SIZE
UK	CH	B	C	D	E
32	81.3	S	S	S	M
34	86.4	S	S	M	M
36	91.5	M	M	M	L
38	96.5	L	L	L	XL
40	101.6	XL	XL	XL

BUST SIZE	CUP SIZE
UK	RU	B	C	D	E
32	70	S	S	S	M
34	75	S	S	M	M
36	80	M	M	M	L
38	85	L	L	L	XL
40	90	XL	XL	XL

Contour & Bottoms (Dual Size)

SML SIZE	UK	EU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	AU/NZ	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	FR	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	US/CA	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	0-2	29 - 31	22 - 24	33 - 35
S	8-10	4-6	31 - 35	24 - 28	35 - 39
M	12-14	8-10	35 - 39	28 - 32	39 - 43
L	16-18	12-14	39 - 43	32 - 36	43 - 47
XL	20-22	16-18	43 - 47	36 - 40	47 - 51

SML SIZE	UK	CH	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	160-165 /84-86	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	165-170 /88-90	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	167-172 /92-96	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	168-173 /98-102	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	170-176 /106-110	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	RU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	38-40	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	42-44	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	44-46	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	48-50	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	52-54	109-119	91-101	119-129

Bodysuits

SML	UK	EU	BUST	WAIST
S	8 - 10	32 - 34	89 - 94	68.5 - 74
M	12 - 14	36 - 38	95 - 100	75 - 78
L	16 - 18	40 - 42	101 - 108	81 - 89
XL	20 - 22	44 - 46	109 - 118	90 - 97

SML	UK	FR	BUST	WAIST
S	8 - 10	32 - 34	89 - 94	68.5 - 74
M	12 - 14	36 - 38	95 - 100	75 - 78
L	16 - 18	40 - 42	101 - 108	81 - 89
XL	20 - 22	44 - 46	109 - 118	90 - 97

SML	UK	US/CA	BUST	WAIST
S	8 - 10	4 - 6	35 - 37	27 - 29
M	12 - 14	8 - 10	37.5 - 39.5	29.5 - 31.5
L	16 - 18	12 - 14	40 - 42.5	32 - 35
XL	20 - 22	16 - 18	43 - 46.5	35.5 - 38

SML	UK	AUS/NZ	BUST	WAIST
S	8 - 10	32 - 34	89 - 94	68.5 - 74
M	12 - 14	36 - 38	95 - 100	75 - 78
L	16 - 18	40 - 42	101 - 108	81 - 89
XL	20 - 22	44 - 46	109 - 118	90 - 97

SML	UK	CH	BUST	WAIST
S	8 - 10	160 / 84A	89 - 94	68.5 - 74
M	12 - 14	165 / 88A	95 - 100	75 - 78
L	16 - 18	170 / 92A	101 - 108	81 - 89
XL	20 - 22	175 / 96A	109 - 118	90 - 97

SML	UK	RU	BUST	WAIST
S	8 - 10	44 - 46	89 - 94	68.5 - 74
M	12 - 14	48 - 50	95 - 100	75 - 78
L	16 - 18	52 - 54	101 - 108	81 - 89
XL	20 - 22	56 - 58	109 - 118	90 - 97

Contour & Bottoms (Dual Size)

SML SIZE	UK	EU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	AU/NZ	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	FR	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	32-34	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	36-38	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	40-42	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	44-46	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	48-50	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	US/CA	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	0-2	29 - 31	22 - 24	33 - 35
S	8-10	4-6	31 - 35	24 - 28	35 - 39
M	12-14	8-10	35 - 39	28 - 32	39 - 43
L	16-18	12-14	39 - 43	32 - 36	43 - 47
XL	20-22	16-18	43 - 47	36 - 40	47 - 51

SML SIZE	UK	CH	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	160-165 /84-86	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	165-170 /88-90	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	167-172 /92-96	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	168-173 /98-102	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	170-176 /106-110	109-119	91-101	119-129

SML SIZE	UK	RU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
XS	4-6	38-40	74-79	56-61	84-89
S	8-10	42-44	79-89	61-71	89-99
M	12-14	44-46	89-99	71-81	99-109
L	16-18	48-50	99-109	81-91	109-119
XL	20-22	52-54	109-119	91-101	119-129

Sculpt (Single Size)

UK	EU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
4	32	74 - 76.5	56 - 58.5	84 - 86.5
6	34	76.5 - 79	58.5 - 61	86.5 - 89
8	36	79 - 84	61 - 66	89 - 94
10	38	84 - 89	66 - 71	94 - 99
12	40	89 - 94	71 - 76	99 - 104
14	42	94 - 99	76 - 81	104 - 109
16	44	99 - 104	81 - 86	109 - 114
18	46	104 - 109	86 - 91	114 - 119
21	48	109 - 114	91 - 96	119 - 124
22	50	114 - 119	96 - 101	124 - 129

UK	AU/NZ	BUST	WAIST	HIP
4	32	74 - 76.5	56 - 58.5	84 - 86.5
6	34	76.5 - 79	58.5 - 61	86.5 - 89
8	36	79 - 84	61 - 66	89 - 94
10	38	84 - 89	66 - 71	94 - 99
12	40	89 - 94	71 - 76	99 - 104
14	42	94 - 99	76 - 81	104 - 109
16	44	99 - 104	81 - 86	109 - 114
18	46	104 - 109	86 - 91	114 - 119
21	48	109 - 114	91 - 96	119 - 124
22	50	114 - 119	96 - 101	124 - 129

UK	FR	BUST	WAIST	HIP
4	32	74 - 76.5	56 - 58.5	84 - 86.5
6	34	76.5 - 79	58.5 - 61	86.5 - 89
8	36	79 - 84	61 - 66	89 - 94
10	38	84 - 89	66 - 71	94 - 99
12	40	89 - 94	71 - 76	99 - 104
14	42	94 - 99	76 - 81	104 - 109
16	44	99 - 104	81 - 86	109 - 114
18	46	104 - 109	86 - 91	114 - 119
21	48	109 - 114	91 - 96	119 - 124
22	50	114 - 119	96 - 101	124 - 129

UK	CH	BUST	WAIST	HIP
4	N/A	74 - 76.5	56 - 58.5	84 - 86.5
6	N/A	76.5 - 79	58.5 - 61	86.5 - 89
8	N/A	79 - 84	61 - 66	89 - 94
10	N/A	84 - 89	66 - 71	94 - 99
12	N/A	89 - 94	71 - 76	99 - 104
14	N/A	94 - 99	76 - 81	104 - 109
16	N/A	99 - 104	81 - 86	109 - 114
18	N/A	104 - 109	86 - 91	114 - 119
21	N/A	109 - 114	91 - 96	119 - 124
22	N/A	114 - 119	96 - 101	124 - 129

UK	RU	BUST	WAIST	HIP
4	36	74 - 76.5	56 - 58.5	84 - 86.5
6	38	76.5 - 79	58.5 - 61	86.5 - 89
8	40	79 - 84	61 - 66	89 - 94
10	42	84 - 89	66 - 71	94 - 99
12	44	89 - 94	71 - 76	99 - 104
14	46	94 - 99	76 - 81	104 - 109
16	48	99 - 104	81 - 86	109 - 114
18	50	104 - 109	86 - 91	114 - 119
21	52	109 - 114	91 - 96	119 - 124
22	54	114 - 119	96 - 101	124 - 129

UK	US/CA	BUST	WAIST	HIP
4	0	29 - 30	22 - 23	33 - 34
6	2	30 - 31	23 - 24	34 - 35
8	4	31 - 33	24 - 26	35 - 37
10	6	33 - 35	26 - 28	37 - 39
12	8	35 - 37	28 - 30	39 - 41
14	10	37 - 39	30 - 32	41 - 43
16	12	39 - 41	32 - 34	43 - 45
18	14	41 - 43	34 - 36	45 - 47
21	16	43 - 45	36 - 38	47 - 49
22	18	45 - 47	38 - 40	49 - 51